chorus, She's too fat:
  I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me.
  - She's too fat for me,
  - She's too fat for me.
  - I don't want her, you can have her, Please do that for me.
  - She's too fat,
  she's too fat,
  She's too fat for me.

chorus, Not too fat:
  I do want her, I will take her, Not too fat for me.
  - Not too fat for me,
  - Not too fat for me.
  - I do want her, I will take her, Please give her to me.
  - Not too fat,
  Not too fat,
  Not too fat for me.

  I get dizzy, I get numbo
  When I'm dancing
  With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

chorus, She's too fat:

chorus, Not too fat:

  She's a twosome, she's a foursome
  If she'd lose some,
  I would like her more some.

chorus, She's too fat:

chorus, Not too fat:

Can she dance up a hill? No, No, No, No, No, No
Can she dance the quadrill? No, No, No, No, No
Can she fit in my coup? By herself she's a group.
Can she posably, sit upon my knee? No, No, No

chorus, She's too fat:

chorus, Not too fat:

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Too Fat Polka
Arthur Godfrey
Words and music by Ross MacLean and Arthur Richardson.
Best-selling record by Arthur Godfrey.